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This Show is Importanté!

rickycarmona:

Funny peoples and I are performing at No Sudden Movements: A Comedy Benefit Show tomorrow night at the Virgil. 9pm. It’s a dope important show. Treat your face right and come out to this show. TimeOutLA says you should come out to it and if you do you’ll be doing some “knee slapping.” See what I’m saying! When’s the last time you slapped the shit out’cha knees??? 

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Come on and help out by laughing your gutballs off!

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Bulletproof!

One thing about being in showbiz is that it gets easier the more you realize how deep and fundamentally silly it is. Especially the audition process.

Went in for a job today and was told that the client (the network) was looking for someone whose geek/nerd cred was “bulletproof.” “Well, I should just leave now,” I said. He looked at me nervously, then we both laughed it off. I mean, that’s like saying “We need a man who no one can defeat in hand-to-hand combat, even when he’s blindfolded.”

No one’s cred is bulletproof, to quote Donald Glover, “Because the internet.”

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