December 2009
39 posts
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RICH SOMMER AND PAUL F. TOMPKINS in SKETCH OF THE DEAD!
This was awesome. Glad to see Paul doing a sketch and also the fact that it involves zombies and a Mad Men castmember…c’mon it’s like it was made for me!. YAY!
also, cowritten by BEN ACKER.
This is fantastic and hilarious. Great writing, great performances. Kudos, makers!
Seven things from Portland as I wait for my...
1. My back hurts, but my Dad got me a massage for Xmas that I’m getting today. Thing is, I so rarely get them that I always worry before I do. Will I feel worse afterward? What if the massager pulls something? I’m an idiot. And yes, the term is massager.
2. My Dad does a bunch of charity work now that he’s retired. Hospice work, getting certified to help poor people with their...
imdeadanditsallmyfault:
No, Doug, not astrology—astronomy. They’re into astronomy. Yeah, comets and stars and shit. Totally legit. The guy just said to bring black sweatpants and white Nikes. It’s this exclusive resort community out in the desert run by some guy named Evan. I mean, it’s called “Evan’s Gate,” so I’m assuming the guy’s name is Evan.
2009 list of ten things.
I.N.P.O.
I’ve been insanely lucky this year, and in life. Seriously, if reincarnation is real, in my past life I must have been a telemarketer for a sex toy company who was beaten to death. If I was shot right now my last words would be “I love my parents and friends. Also, sorry I didn’t help more. Hey, can you get me a sandwich with extra….”
1. I was on the...
atencio:
mattbraunger:
atencio:
Yep.
Pete Creepy is your new nickname, dude. I’m calling it.
What is creepy about this?
Just playin’ witcha, playa.
Watchatencio:
Yep.
Pete Creepy is your new nickname, dude. I’m calling it.
Man Vs. Food edited-out yellings.
At the end of the show “Man Vs. Food,” Adam (the host) always faces an eating challenge. As he eats (usually as fast as he can), people yell things and cheer him on.
Here is a list of ten yelled things the producers had to edit out (I.N.P.O.):
1. “Eat it, you fuck! You stupid asshole fuck! Eat that sandwich like a fuck!”
2. “I feel so alone in this crowd! How is...
John Oliver's New York Stand-Up Show.
John Oliver, who I would literally take a knife to someone for, recently hosted a series of stand-up shows for Comedy Central in New York. I was lucky enough to be on two of them.
Here are my air dates (with the other comedians on the shows listed). See below (boldface my manager’s, not mine) . Also, fuck yeah.
Friday, 1/15/2010 at 11pm Hosted by John Oliver, featuring Mary Lynn...
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lovelesswrists:
are you doing any shows here in NY that we can go see?
Ah! I was just there shooting something and never had time to do a show. Not that that answers your question. Nothing on the calendar yet, but definitely will in the new year. I love NY. Also, my twitter is @Braunger, which is stupid on my part. Thanks!
WatchCannot wait.
“Expectations” by Cuddle Magic. This...
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atencio:
Kick-Ass scene: Nic Cage shoots a little girl in the chest
Holy shit I need to see Kick-Ass RIGHT NOW. (via)
Did I bookmark this link? You bet your ass I did. →
Happy Holidays and you’re welcome.
Gorilla Promotions present 2012!!!!! →
This is one of the most fun and funniest things I’ve ever worked on. Brian Huskey and I had a blast writing and shooting this. Enjoy.
2012!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!