March 2009
43 posts
The D.U.I.-mobile gets a D.U.I. →
Now, I’m not proud of the times I’ve driven drunk. In fact, I’m quite ashamed. But Holy sweet Lord this is….well, it’s just amazing.
Glorious. →
This is a level of wonderful I didn’t think I’d see or hear today. Thank God for little surprises.
I’m the worst contestant on “American Contestant.” This was a blast to shoot.
Get your tickets now, Austin! →
New LA Bizarro coming out! →
I’m so glad these guys are putting out a new edition of this! The old one is fantastic and helped me find some of the best/weirdest things and places in LA when I moved here. Kind of like the cast of Repo Man driving you around and pointing things out. If the Sunset Strip and Hollywood are what people think of when you say LA, this is the opposite (and the antidote).
Also, I’ve read...
GUESTBREAKER: You're a "Witchy Woman."
dealbreaker:
Boy, that is certainly some sexy dancing. And you’re not self-aware at all! Nope, not you. Yes, sexuality is a part of life. No, snakes don’t move like that. No, you can’t talk to snakes. Well, you can, but they don’t understand you. That is one mystical boob you have pressed against me! You know, typically it’s hard to turn a man off if you’re halfway attractive, but you’ve done...
Brian Huskey losing his shit murders me.