comedycentral: Louis C.K.: Escape to reality : Punchline Magazine I think everything is funny. I don’t think something has to be comedy to be funny. Actually, more cases than not, comedy is not that funny. Like, one of the funniest movies of all time to me is Goodfellas. I probably laughed harder at Goodfellas than I did at any SNL picture, because you’re taken to this real place, and you...
This was fun to read. →
A Huffington Post recap of Courtney Love’s recent concert. Man, the girl taping her the whole time with an iPhone alone would have made me lose my shit. I had so much fun reading this and imagining the cringe level of the people in attendance. Probably, oh, code red? Or a ten?
Now and then one meets a person who can last for two months or twenty years and...– Food Writer M.F.K. Fisher, in a letter to her friend Douglas Bauer
Cee-Lo is just incredible. This song sounds like...
I break into hotel rooms and get better ones for...
I’m in Montreal right now, about to leave for Oregon in the morning. It’s weird being here and not doing stand-up, as the last (and only) two times I was here it was for the Just For Laughs Festival. 2007 was kind of my introduction to the industry (Ah! Pressure!), but last year was just a lot of fun. Went drinking at night with friends, had good shows, ate great food. You get the...
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“Middle of the Centipede” just replaced “Up Shit Creek” as the go-to expression for being in horrible circumstances.
Oh, okay. Yeah. I’m just gonna move over here. You look great.– A producer on the shoot I’m doing after moving a two seats over when I sat next to him at lunch. I’m playing a homeless man named Darrell. Grossness achieved!
My cousin Tom talks about his book "Extra Lives:... →
Well, he’s my second cousin or something or other. I just call him my cousin. We met for the first time last year and he’s a great guy. I know nothing of video games and he showed me some amazing ones and explained the gaming world to me in a language that even a dummy like me could understand. This interview is great.
Hey guys, the Improv site crapped the bed. Sorry for any difficulties. Just say “Blast” at the door for the discount. Thanks!
Free code for the shows. →
Hey, so if you go here and put BLAST in in the code box, it’s free tickets. Just an FYI. All you pay is the service charge. Tomorrow, June 5th @ 7:30 and 9:30. With a clip of me when I was slightly fatter! Hooray!
Headlining two shows at the Hollywood Improv...
Hey everybody, I’m headlining the Hollywood Improv this Saturday, June 5th at 7:30 and 9:30. Doug Benson, April Richardson, Bill Dwyer, and Karl Hess join me for the 7:30 show. Kyle Kinane, Matt Dwyer, and Ron Babcock join me for the 9:30 show. If anybody wants to get on the list for either of these shows, message me on Facebook (look me up if we’re not already online pals) and it...
Enhance your calm, John Spartan.
brandieposey: So many times a day I find myself taking a deep breath and deciding not to post something mean or catty or angsty. Wish more people would do the same thing. Thank goodness for self control and manners. Here here.
film114: molls: Brought to my attention by Laura, the blog’s About Me section reads as follows: This is where I put hot guys that make you laugh and give you boners. i’m not saying i’d fuck all these guys. im just saying i wouldn’t be bummed if i walked in on them peeing or something. …. that sounds super weird. what i mean is, would you be super upset if any of them flashed you their dick?...