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Reblogged from paulftompkins  109 notes
Posted 2, May, 2012

paulftompkins:

NORTH CAROLINIANS: Be sure to vote on May 8th.

areasofmyexpertise:

“Can I make it any clearer? Dads, the second you see your son dropping the limp wrist, you walk over there and crack that wrist.”

—Pastor Sean Harris of Berean Baptist Church in Fayetteville, speaking on Sunday in favor of North Carolina’s proposed Amendment One, which would constitutionally ban same sex marriages, civil unions, and domestic partnerships in the state. 

If this is not your sort of thing, perhaps buy a ticket to a CONCERT TO DEFEAT AMENDMENT ONE, featuring Bob Mould, David Cross, Tig Notaro, Superchunk, and more. 

TICKETS ARE HERE.

That is all. 

  1. prionace reblogged this from arespectableauthorityfigure and added:
    ah yea this passed the way
  2. bekahdrey reblogged this from hodgman
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  5. h3yb3th reblogged this from corypalmer
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  7. moseisleywelcomingcommittee reblogged this from 8ballcornerpocket and added:
    Projection. Self hatred. Being a bigot and asshole is the least his problems.
  8. 8ballcornerpocket reblogged this from paulftompkins and added:
    no matter how much i hear this bullshit, i’m never less amazed.
  9. mister-mariko-dayo reblogged this from hodgman
  10. ravenskrag reblogged this from hodgman and added:
    Was gonna try to say something witty. But this speaks for itself.
  11. disposabledarling reblogged this from paulftompkins
  12. slkeown reblogged this from hodgman and added:
    The voices saying “Amen” to this crap wouldn’t know ‘God’ if he walked right up to them and punched them in the mouths.
  13. etonia reblogged this from collababortion
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  15. staceyrie reblogged this from hodgman and added:
    Bummer that NC has to be so dang wide. It takes forever to get from AVL to Chapel Hill.
  16. christopherhuff reblogged this from paulftompkins
  17. thisstatementis-false reblogged this from bradandbritt and added:
    Ugh listen to this garbage.
  18. hanuueshe reblogged this from hodgman
  19. hollenius reblogged this from hodgman and added:
    I don’t live in North Carolina, but if you do…
  20. dburnham reblogged this from paulftompkins and added:
    If I ever go on a murdering spree, this guy is my first victim.
  21. collababortion reblogged this from hodgman
  22. krzysztofkieslowski reblogged this from paulftompkins and added:
    Hey followers. I live in North Carolina. Here’s a fellow North Carolinian, a pastor no less, telling you it’s okay to...
  23. amosvernon reblogged this from corypalmer
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  25. cannonxball reblogged this from hodgman and added:
    This is so completely terrifying. I wish I could go to this concert. What the hell is wrong with people?
  26. lashley reblogged this from hodgman and added:
    Everyone should listen to this. And if you’re from North Carolina, you know what to do.
  27. dignified-and-old reblogged this from paulftompkins
  28. megalosaur reblogged this from hodgman and added:
    Well that was fucking terrifying. Excuse me, I need to go watch My Little Pony until my faith in humanity returns.
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  30. edasalazar reblogged this from mattbraunger and added:
    North Carolina friends please vote against this stupid law and idiots like this guy. This speech is the worst and has...
  31. introvertedone reblogged this from hodgman and added:
    THIS!
  32. alexandertheunderachiever reblogged this from hodgman and added:
    Fucking disgusting. Anti gay AND pro beating your child? Oh, America…