roboticwilly:

TOP 5 THINGS SAID TO ME WITH THE GOOGY OUTFIT ON…

5)  What are you doing? (me, “making a kids show”) 

    - “Why??”

4) (said by a hip group of Asians in San Francisco’s Chinatown)

    - “Can we take a picture with you?”

3)  - Are you supposed to be a kid?

2)  (yelled while driving by with his pony tail flapping in the wind)

    - “Get a real job!

1)  (said by a police officer while putting us onto a terrorist watch list)

    - “How old are you?”

Yeah, I can’t wait until Willy Roberts is famous and a national treasure and these same people are like, “I met him! I seriously met that guy! No, YOU’RE a fucking liar, dude!”